The WWW is a dangerous place. Scrapers abound to capture my thoughts and train advanced LLMs on my musings. Any non-Rubyist can wander in and pore over my prose. I'm not gatekeeping! Pore away! But there's something special when I can really guarantee my audience. Dust on your fingers, MINASWAN-CON 2009 sweatervest keeping you warm. YOU.

So - from here to eternity. drb.schwad.org will give you the MiniSchwog. Be sure to check in once in a while.

Usage

require 'drb'
DRb.start_service
server = DRbObject.new_with_uri("druby://drb.schwad.org:9999")

puts server.help # Everything you can do

puts server.latest_post # Latest musing